That oh so recogniseable meme
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same_difference1) Aurinyan (TL – Elven Light Mage)
2) Lucien the Swaeger (TL – Elven Guard)
3) Seeker Harold Cumberland (TL – Freedom Priest)
4) Durant (LT – Human Pencethren member)
5) Sihoiba (D&D – Ashareh Druid/Sorcerer)
6) Turk (D&D – Human Fighter/Ranger (Bounty Hunter))
7) Blaine (TL retired - Human Gladiator turned Guard turned Mercernary turned Pub owner)
8) Blaine (LT retired – Human Warror in the Order of Cadras Cornus)
9) Galcian (Amber diceless retired - Amberite)
10) Louie (D&D game discontinued – Human Bard)
11) Durant (D&D game discontinued – Human Ranger)
12) Linte Masta (TL yet to play – must make kit – Elven Air Mage)
So I had less characters than I thought. Though I am slightly more inventive with names than I thought.
1) Who would make a better university professor: 6(Turk), or 11(Durant(D&D))?
I should have twinked the order I put down the names because clearly 3)Cumberland is a retired professor. So out of Durant (D&D) and Turk. Durant easily, though he’d teach long range archery and tactics for dealing with goblins. At best Turk would stalk his students and turn them in for money once he’d work out their worth; at worst he’d intimidate them into giving him their money.
2) Do you think 2 (Lucien the Swaeger) is hot? How hot?
In all that armour? Yes very, but not in the way your asking. I believe Oolong the Crispy is the person to answer that question.
3) 12 (Linte Masta) sends 8(Blaine (LT)) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Body guarding Linte, and yes yes it does. Blaine always follows orders and has demonstrated the lengths he’ll go to protect his charge. He’ll need all the experience he had guarding Akasha to keep up with Linte.
4) What is, or would be, 9's (Galcian) favourite book?
Engineering manuals, lots of them. No one would be his favourite.
5) Would it make more sense for 2(Lucien the Swaeger) to swear fealty to 6(Turk), or the other way around?
That’s an odd scenario. Lucien the Swaeger is very much like an old Arthurian Knight so would swear fealty to a Lord, I just can’t quite see how Turk would be in that position though. Maybe he finally got a really big bounty. Otherway around would sort of work, Lucien would need a lot of money, and Turk would be lying but I can sort of see it happening.
6) For some reason, 5(Sihoiba) is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio flat with 9 (Galcian), or 10(Louie)?
Louie almost certainly. Louie wouldn’t do anything to help, and would probably fail to pay any rent, but he’s certainly be entertaining. Galcian would probably restructure the flat into an artifical entity, in which he’d never have to spend any time in Sihoiba’s company. It would be a much bigger flat though, considering Galcian’s potentially god like powers to reshape things; though Sihoiba would have to mostly avoid becoming a toy of Galcian’s Artificial Kitten.
7) 2(Lucien the Swaeger), 7(Blaine (TL)), and 12(Linte Masta) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
A pub, possibly one that Blaine owns. The discussion would be mostly between Lucien and Blaine about patrols and life in the military. Linte would listen briefly, and try to make a quick exit. At some point Blaine would try and degenerate it into a drinking contest, and win it easily.
8) 3 (Seeker Harold Cumberland) challenges 10 (Linte Masta) to a duel. What happens?
It would be a duel of minds, but Linte would just ignore it as it would take too long.
9) If 1(Glacian) stole 8's (Blaine LT) most precious possession, how would they get it back?
He wouldn’t. Galcian would just step into another part of Shadow.
10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7(Blaine TL) and 12(Linte Masta) both attain what they most desire.
The Fast, and The Drunk.
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4(Durant (LT)) and 1(Aurinyan) to work together?
A letter sent to both of them by a third party. Durant’s would need a picture of Aurinyan otherwise he’d forget who he was would and forget all about what was happening after about 5 seconds, Aurinyan’s would be delivered by golem to attract his interest.
12) If 7(Blaine) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Not very well, he’d spend the entire time in pubs drinking and I’d avoid him out of caution because of his combat training and alcoholism.
13) If you could command 3 (Seeker Harold Cumberland) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Invent a cure of one of the world’s diseases, I’m sure he’d find a cure, whether anyone would want to take it after finding out its contents I don’t know.
14) Does anyone on your friends list resemble 11(Durant(D&D)) (either in appearance or personality)?
Well a tall human with an affinity for nature, little patience for idiots and a talent for hitting moving targets from long distance with a bow, but an inability to hit someone still and close range? That does sound a bit like someone I suppose ;-).
15) If 2(Lucien the Swaeger) had to choose sides between 4(Durant (TL)) and 5(Sihoiba), which would it be?
He might feel a need to protect Durant, but he’d pick Sihoiba if only, because Durant would forget his position after a few seconds anyway.
16) What might 10(Loiue) shout while charging into battle?
He’d play an inspirational song about a Dryad, he’s more into singing than shouting.
17) If you chose a song to represent 8(Blaine(LT)), which song would you choose?
Either ‘War’ or the theme from the film ‘The Bodyguard’
18) 1(Aurinyan), 6(Turk), and 12(Linte Masta) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
That would be a close one so it depends on spots it first. Aurinyan would pretend to leave the table, turn invisible, come back and just walk off with it before the other two noticed. Linte would try to grab it and blink/recall to somewhere he could eat it in piece. Turk would attack both of them for it, or use his spiked chain to whip it out of their hands. Each of them has a reasonable chance, but I think Aurinyan might just come out on top.
19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2(Lucien the Swaeger) to use on 10(Louie)?
Thou art a player of passing skill, and thy voice brings goodly worship to thy songs subjects. Perhapst thou would comest pen such a one for mine goodly deeds.
20) What would 5 (Sihoiba) most likely be arrested for?
Insulting a country’s God, or for bringing in illegal animals.
21) What is 6's(Turks) secret?
He kind of likes Bandez.
22) If 11(Durant (D&D)) and 9(Galcian) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Galcian he could merely walk through shadow to get there first, even if he didn’t Durant would get delayed by goblins as usual.
23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7(Blaine (TL) or 8(Blaine(LT))?
Blaine (LT) for starters he wouldn’t be drunk, he’s a more practised combatant, and he can bind wounds.
24) 1(Aurinyan) and 9(Galcian) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's(Durant (LT)) sinister secret organization. 11(Durant (D&D)) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4(Durant (LT)). Meanwhile, 4(Durant(LT)) has kidnapped 12(Linte Masta) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5(Sihoiba), they seek out 3(Seeker Harold Cumberland), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
Well it does kind of make sense except Durant (LT) wouldn’t even know he has a secret organisation.
Title: 'Forgotten Sins’.
2) Lucien the Swaeger (TL – Elven Guard)
3) Seeker Harold Cumberland (TL – Freedom Priest)
4) Durant (LT – Human Pencethren member)
5) Sihoiba (D&D – Ashareh Druid/Sorcerer)
6) Turk (D&D – Human Fighter/Ranger (Bounty Hunter))
7) Blaine (TL retired - Human Gladiator turned Guard turned Mercernary turned Pub owner)
8) Blaine (LT retired – Human Warror in the Order of Cadras Cornus)
9) Galcian (Amber diceless retired - Amberite)
10) Louie (D&D game discontinued – Human Bard)
11) Durant (D&D game discontinued – Human Ranger)
12) Linte Masta (TL yet to play – must make kit – Elven Air Mage)
So I had less characters than I thought. Though I am slightly more inventive with names than I thought.
1) Who would make a better university professor: 6(Turk), or 11(Durant(D&D))?
I should have twinked the order I put down the names because clearly 3)Cumberland is a retired professor. So out of Durant (D&D) and Turk. Durant easily, though he’d teach long range archery and tactics for dealing with goblins. At best Turk would stalk his students and turn them in for money once he’d work out their worth; at worst he’d intimidate them into giving him their money.
2) Do you think 2 (Lucien the Swaeger) is hot? How hot?
In all that armour? Yes very, but not in the way your asking. I believe Oolong the Crispy is the person to answer that question.
3) 12 (Linte Masta) sends 8(Blaine (LT)) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Body guarding Linte, and yes yes it does. Blaine always follows orders and has demonstrated the lengths he’ll go to protect his charge. He’ll need all the experience he had guarding Akasha to keep up with Linte.
4) What is, or would be, 9's (Galcian) favourite book?
Engineering manuals, lots of them. No one would be his favourite.
5) Would it make more sense for 2(Lucien the Swaeger) to swear fealty to 6(Turk), or the other way around?
That’s an odd scenario. Lucien the Swaeger is very much like an old Arthurian Knight so would swear fealty to a Lord, I just can’t quite see how Turk would be in that position though. Maybe he finally got a really big bounty. Otherway around would sort of work, Lucien would need a lot of money, and Turk would be lying but I can sort of see it happening.
6) For some reason, 5(Sihoiba) is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio flat with 9 (Galcian), or 10(Louie)?
Louie almost certainly. Louie wouldn’t do anything to help, and would probably fail to pay any rent, but he’s certainly be entertaining. Galcian would probably restructure the flat into an artifical entity, in which he’d never have to spend any time in Sihoiba’s company. It would be a much bigger flat though, considering Galcian’s potentially god like powers to reshape things; though Sihoiba would have to mostly avoid becoming a toy of Galcian’s Artificial Kitten.
7) 2(Lucien the Swaeger), 7(Blaine (TL)), and 12(Linte Masta) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
A pub, possibly one that Blaine owns. The discussion would be mostly between Lucien and Blaine about patrols and life in the military. Linte would listen briefly, and try to make a quick exit. At some point Blaine would try and degenerate it into a drinking contest, and win it easily.
8) 3 (Seeker Harold Cumberland) challenges 10 (Linte Masta) to a duel. What happens?
It would be a duel of minds, but Linte would just ignore it as it would take too long.
9) If 1(Glacian) stole 8's (Blaine LT) most precious possession, how would they get it back?
He wouldn’t. Galcian would just step into another part of Shadow.
10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7(Blaine TL) and 12(Linte Masta) both attain what they most desire.
The Fast, and The Drunk.
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4(Durant (LT)) and 1(Aurinyan) to work together?
A letter sent to both of them by a third party. Durant’s would need a picture of Aurinyan otherwise he’d forget who he was would and forget all about what was happening after about 5 seconds, Aurinyan’s would be delivered by golem to attract his interest.
12) If 7(Blaine) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Not very well, he’d spend the entire time in pubs drinking and I’d avoid him out of caution because of his combat training and alcoholism.
13) If you could command 3 (Seeker Harold Cumberland) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Invent a cure of one of the world’s diseases, I’m sure he’d find a cure, whether anyone would want to take it after finding out its contents I don’t know.
14) Does anyone on your friends list resemble 11(Durant(D&D)) (either in appearance or personality)?
Well a tall human with an affinity for nature, little patience for idiots and a talent for hitting moving targets from long distance with a bow, but an inability to hit someone still and close range? That does sound a bit like someone I suppose ;-).
15) If 2(Lucien the Swaeger) had to choose sides between 4(Durant (TL)) and 5(Sihoiba), which would it be?
He might feel a need to protect Durant, but he’d pick Sihoiba if only, because Durant would forget his position after a few seconds anyway.
16) What might 10(Loiue) shout while charging into battle?
He’d play an inspirational song about a Dryad, he’s more into singing than shouting.
17) If you chose a song to represent 8(Blaine(LT)), which song would you choose?
Either ‘War’ or the theme from the film ‘The Bodyguard’
18) 1(Aurinyan), 6(Turk), and 12(Linte Masta) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
That would be a close one so it depends on spots it first. Aurinyan would pretend to leave the table, turn invisible, come back and just walk off with it before the other two noticed. Linte would try to grab it and blink/recall to somewhere he could eat it in piece. Turk would attack both of them for it, or use his spiked chain to whip it out of their hands. Each of them has a reasonable chance, but I think Aurinyan might just come out on top.
19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2(Lucien the Swaeger) to use on 10(Louie)?
Thou art a player of passing skill, and thy voice brings goodly worship to thy songs subjects. Perhapst thou would comest pen such a one for mine goodly deeds.
20) What would 5 (Sihoiba) most likely be arrested for?
Insulting a country’s God, or for bringing in illegal animals.
21) What is 6's(Turks) secret?
He kind of likes Bandez.
22) If 11(Durant (D&D)) and 9(Galcian) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Galcian he could merely walk through shadow to get there first, even if he didn’t Durant would get delayed by goblins as usual.
23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7(Blaine (TL) or 8(Blaine(LT))?
Blaine (LT) for starters he wouldn’t be drunk, he’s a more practised combatant, and he can bind wounds.
24) 1(Aurinyan) and 9(Galcian) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's(Durant (LT)) sinister secret organization. 11(Durant (D&D)) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4(Durant (LT)). Meanwhile, 4(Durant(LT)) has kidnapped 12(Linte Masta) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5(Sihoiba), they seek out 3(Seeker Harold Cumberland), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
Well it does kind of make sense except Durant (LT) wouldn’t even know he has a secret organisation.
Title: 'Forgotten Sins’.
