Absurdity, well fictional absurdity anyway

[same_difference]

Q: You are a small green jedi master. The clone wars rage through out the galaxy, and your forces are mostly spread around the rim, desperately freeing worlds, as a new one seems to fall with each victory. Taking advantage of this the enemy launch a full scale assault of Corosant. You stand alone a walk way, perched atop a ruined fighter, a legion of droids marches towards you, transport vessels are coming in to land dropping off more droids and assault vehicles. Then a squadron of droid fighters appears from around the nearest building and heads towards you. What do you do?

A: Obviously you use the force to lift the entire legion of droids a few hundred metres into the air and into the flight path of the fighters, holding them there while both they and the fighters are destroyed in the ensuing collisions. Then you push the most recent departees of the transport ship back into it's hold, close its door and then lift it up and into the nearest landing transport, destroying them both. Then, because you can, you push one of the last two landing transports near by into the one behind it destroying them both. All this successful you use your abilities to run at incredible speeds and jump a significant distance to a lower platform and on to a riding beast which you let take you to the next battle site.

Comments

[hotpork.livejournal.com]

It could be worse, you could be a Jedi Knight, whose been filmed 'shitting seeds', after accidently violating the laws of a primitive environmentalist planet and screened on the holonet equivalent of "You've been Framed"
Grrrrr.

[marmaladecat]

Please tell me that this in no way, shape or form relates to any kind of trailer whatsoever.

O.O

Please.

[same-difference.livejournal.com]

No it's not, but Marcus isn't right either.

This is from Star Wars: Clone Wars Part 2 (well chapter 23 anyway) the cartoon that details the story between episode 2 and 3, it takes off pretty much immediatly after episode 2, and I'll assume it'll go up to the beginning of Episode 3. I'm guessing they'll cover the events in the yellow text at the start of the film.

This is but one of many example of the powers of the Jedi in this animation. That scene in Episode 2 with the jedi in the arena, if it was in this cartoon any one of the jedi would have slaughtered all of the attackers, without breaking a sweat.

[hotpork.livejournal.com]

No, it was in a Star Wars roleplaying game I played in.
*feeds lettuce*