Answers to that question meme

So here are the answers to that question asking meme, as I've finally got around to writing them out:
( Cut to not eat up my friends pages )

Now seeing as people don't remember that much about me, or just don't know it another meme:

Ask me a question. Just one. You'll get an honest reply.

[Although I may cut details if I feel it would betray someone else's trust or just don't want it on a publicly viewable LJ. Of course I may email the full version it appropriate.]