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same_difference ([personal profile] same_difference) wrote2006-11-08 06:28 pm

The Cheek of that University!

Did anyone else recieved a letter from a certain south west university asking you to donate to their alumni fund?

With handy tick boxes offering options of pledging £50, £300, £1000 or a preferred sum (with quite a large entry box.

Which had the line "Although you graduated only recently, and might not yet be in a position to help, if you are able to contribute to the fund, I should be particularly grateful".

And statements about how you should be grateful for your time at university to the institution, and how they are such a poor unfortunate university too new to have 'accumulated endowments over the centuries' and without 'huge benefactions' which helped launch other places.

Gah, and Bah I say. That letter will go with all the other crap they've sent over the years on the fire to burn.

[identity profile] almosthonest.livejournal.com 2006-11-08 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm shocked. And [livejournal.com profile] same_difference, as your long-term friend, I hope you know I'm here for you to express your outrage and indignation to. And should you wish to show your appreciation of my support, I've attached a handy form and direct debit instruction to aid you in easily making any contributions you feel are sufficient to express your gratitude.

Amount to pay to [livejournal.com profile] almosthonest:
[ ] Kick up the behind
[ ] Back-hander to the head
[ ] Get away from my LJ, you idiot

[identity profile] same-difference.livejournal.com 2006-11-08 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
*applauds*