Memeage - Stolen from others

I'll write about house soon, anyway it's been a long long time since I last did a meme so:

Ask any character I've written/played for advice, and they will provide it, advice columnist style. Your problems or fictional characters' problems both welcome. Management is not responsible for the results of following said advice (especially if provided by sociopaths or Turk).

This currently includes:

Aurinyan (TL - Sociopathic elven light mage with a golem and drow obsessions)
Seeker Harold Cumberland (TL - Human - Freedom priest mad professor/Grandfather/Retired teacher)
High Wizard Linte Masta (TL - Endlessly optimistic elven gypsy* air mage)
Guard Corporal Lucien the Swaeger (TL - Elven warrior with a predilection for 14th century speech and honour worship)
Blaine (TL - Gladiator turned guard turned mercenary turned drunk turned settler; now only living human in the Vale of Tyr (afaik))
Sihoiba (D&D 3.5 adopted Ashera** Sorcerer/Druid/Arcane Hierophant causer of much badger related death)
Turk (D&D3.5ish Human Bounty Hunter turned Doomed World Saviour*** - dislikes people, gods, pubs and precognitive queens)
Lucan Quinn (D&D 4th ed Half Elven Warlord - raised as a soldier from birth)

*By marriage
**Amphibious race of drabbit's creation
***Saviour of a Doomed World or Doomed Saviour of a World, both apply equally