I made it through the entire first section though "dismembered one of the officer's arms" nearly undid me. Now, this may be because I wasn't reading it out loud to other people which I imagine adds a whole new dimension of hilarity. Alternatively, it's because I am well versed in fanfiction, and, believe me, there is worse out there. (See, for example, piratewank and phanwank for details.)

So here is my question: Should the words "or having read far too much bad pr0n" be added to Rule 4, or does that simply fall under the definition of over-rehearsed?